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Mr. Absolutely Not!
Alina Jacobs
(The Seattle Svenssons, #1)
Publication date: August 6th 2024
Genres: Adult, Comedy, Contemporary, Romance

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Armed with comfy pants, overpriced coffee, and a highly anxious emotional-support corgi, I prepare to face him.

Corporate boss. Villain.

Salinger Svensson. 

I step into his office. His perfect mouth twists into a sneer.

There is no heart of gold beneath that suit, just a big black pit. He’s a shark in the frothy waters of high-stakes finance.

He might be the archetypal-asshole CEO, causing all in his path to quake in fear, but he’s never had to face down a basic bitch in her thirties.

I am exactly like the other girls—I adore Starbucks, greige home decor, and making snarky jokes with my bestie. I’ve even inherited a stalker from an ill-advised singles party.

Yeah, the stalker is… a problem, one I’m hoping will just go away if I ignore it. 

I can’t ignore him, though.

He’s all broad shoulders and snide comments, picking apart everything about me as he circles me, going for the kill.

He would never fire me, though. There’s no fun in that. He wants me to quit, to have a mental breakdown.

Well, he can get in line behind my crazy gold-digging sister, my guilt-tripping mother, and the aforementioned stalker.

Salinger pins me with his gaze.

I brace myself, waiting for the verbal blow to come…

Instead, he says, “I need a date tonight, and unfortunately, it has to be you.”

This is a full-length, enemies-to-lovers romantic comedy, complete with smokin’ hot-but-morally gray heroes, a smidge of suspense, and of course the perfect happily ever after!


I’m organizing a release blitz for Mr. Absolutely Not! by Alina Jacobs, an Adult Romantic Comedy novel. The blitz will run from August 12th to August 16th, 2024, you can post on any day during this window. There will be excerpts available for your post, and every participant will be able to post the blitz-wide giveaway if you wish – giveaway prize(s) courtesy of author. Social media sites are welcome.

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